Author: t.i.mo

We all watch the Bold and the Beautiful on TV; these women are quite interesting characters. They are persuasive, caring, loving, understanding and supportive. However, they are the only people who believe that Rome was built in one day or overnight.

White people are very successful and major role players in South Africa’s economy. In my own opinion this country would be as poor as Zimbabwe if white people did not invade this country. They brought  us sparkling taste in how things are done or should be done in this country.

Nothing would be more pleasurable waking up next to a blonde hair trophy wife or girlfriend. Blue eyes; an imaginary creation I get when I talk about this woman drives me crazy. They are the sexiest people you will find around this planet but not all of them are as desirable as I say.

I would marry a white woman because she is sexy and intelligent. We gonna have good kids who will get distinctions at school. She is going to persuade me to get more educated and be a good career so that we become rich. They appear to be educated, supportive and understanding because  80%  of  white married people  are  fairly  rich and living quite good lives somewhere in their farms in the bush somewhere.

I would marry a white woman because most of them are very excellent in bed. They are not afraid to wear sexy (skimpy) outfits in public we all see them in malls and shopping centers everywhere. She would kiss me on every event, anytime anywhere I want to kiss her. When I take her out, she will dress for every occasion; just imagine when we go out to swim in public pools damn I can’t stop imagining and thinking about it. Wow, did I mention sex in public? Now you do get an idea of what I am talking about?

Marrying a white woman means you get her at a bargain no lobola or lobola negotiations. You get an educated beauty, if she loves you too, no need to fight with the ugly and nasty uncle you just do things in a civilised manner. The most boring about them is that you need to be rich to maintain them. They go shopping several times a week and they buy healthy and expensive food. The best part about them is that they don’t dress to impress; no expensive clothing. I almost forgot about good  goodilicious honeymoon.

If anyhow we manage to divorce we can still be friends and go out for drinks how civilised is that no tokoloshe or traditional doctors who will strike you with a lightning. Who cares her dad would have taught me a few tricks on how to be rich and so forth plus i will have had experienced the true inner part of white culture. 

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