I Love You with all my heart, you make my soul dance and my heart smile.
But you’re not the kind of a person my friends think I should be dating.
If only you were a lot slimmer, you’re gonna have to lose weight if we are to last.
Most funniest and smartest guy I know, but I’m sorry we can’t date.
What will people say seeing me date a short guy?
You move every inch of my internal organs but I am sorry, if only you were a little taller.
It’s not often that I meet a woman that truly gets me; laughs at my lame jokes, enjoys the same eccentric taste in music as me and makes me feel normal.
I have fallen in love with your inner being, but you’re too dark-skinned for me to date.
Man with the biggest, most realistic dreams I have ever heard; no doubt a visionary like yourself with brains to match will be successful one day.
I like how you appreciate the little things in life, but I am never dating anyone who does not hold a university degree.
Don’t lose my number sweety, but only call me when you have made your dreams a reality.
Just as I had given up on ever meeting a woman that shares the same family values as me I come across you.
A woman that knows exactly what she wants out of life and how to get it.
I would be sending a letter to your uncles requesting a date for lobola negotiations, if only you didn’t already have a child born out of wedlock.
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